Dear long lost friend,

We invite you to join us in BABALON Ekklesia, so we can get our smutty little mittens all over you.

BABALON Ekklesia is an enclave of mutation & miracles held on the red frequency of the 93 current...

… which takes the form of a grand teaching Astral Abbey of the Rose Lineage // goofy AS FUCK online membership on a silly goose Kajabi platform with Zoom calls…
..
… beamed into astral place by the senior adepts of the Immortal College.

We want you to whip out your debit or credit card so you can come have the time of your life playing with us and learning all our weird, uber-effective magicks.

As you might suspect, this is a classic Bait’n’Switch.

THE BAIT

long taboo-and-suppressed red magnetizing magick of Christian tantric flavor, which works so well that we really should not be teaching it publicly, but we’ve always been a bit tragically reckless, alas

in-depth instruction on Jungian individuation, theurgy (“high magick”), shadow work, dreamwork, and Existential Kink (i.e., “becoming whole).

with exquisite one-on-one attention from world-class coaches & experienced magickians to help you implement it all

so you can have you absolutely everything you ever wanted - piles of cash, hot lovers, numinous dreams, i.e. “stores of goods and stores of women and spices”…

… plus delirious delights that you, o dear friend — that you, in your sweet simple naïveté — don’t even yet know how to want.

THE SWITCH:

a romance with truth that ravishes your soul, enflames your heart, turns on your body, gets you to transgress all your conditioned, squinched personas

… such that you re-member your parts, assert your outlaw truths and desires even in the face of heartbreak…

… and come to full realization, to the completion of the Great Work, to the Summum Bonum…

… and experience Illumination in the Luminous Dark of the Womb of the Holy Whore Mother.

Honestly, both the Bait and the Switch here are pretty freakin' great.

BABALON Ekklesia is a monthly membership that includes everything at one price.

✅ No Commitment
Leave whenever you want.

✅ No Convoluted Payment Plan

✅ Just $199/month

⚡️Master the 7 Understandings and the 7 Ways of BABALON
🍇 A bustling Existential Kink communion
🌹 Mass to BABALON
🐍 Monthly Group Coaching Calls, Confession Calls, Calls with Carolyn, Calls with Laila, Business Coaching, and Teaching calls
⚔️ Access to all of our online courses and guided practices - Force of Nature, Red Magick, Influence, Utterly Ablaze and more...

I N T R O D U C I N G

BABALON

Ekklesia

For the Secret Saints of the New Aeon

presented by  
the senior adepts of the Immortal College  

Soror Promethea (aka Dr. Carolyn Lovewell [formerly Elliott])
 Soror Delecto (aka Laila Matthews) 
Soror Aurelia (aka Lucy Baldwin) 

JOIN BABALON NOW

I N T R O D U C I N G

BABALON

Ekklesia

For the Secret Saints of the New Aeon

presented by  
the senior adepts of the Immortal College  

Soror Promethea (aka Dr. Carolyn Lovewell [formerly Elliott])
 Soror Delecto (aka Laila Matthews) 
Soror Aurelia (aka Lucy Baldwin) 

JOIN BABALON

And there is a marvelous perfume in the Aire … it hath the richness and voluptuousness and humanity of blood, and the strength and freshness of meal, and the sweetness of honey, and the purity of olive-oil, and the holiness of that oil which is made of myrrh, and cinnamon, and galangal.

The charioteer [who holds the Graal] speaks in a low, solemn voice, awe inspiring, like a large and very distant bell: Let him look upon the cup whose blood is mingled therein, for the wine of the cup is the blood of the saints. Glory unto the Scarlet Woman, Babalon the Mother of Abominations, that rideth upon the Beast, for she hath spilt their blood in every corner of the earth and lo! she hath mingled it in the cup of her whoredom.

- V.V.V.V.V. The Vision and the Voice, “Cry of the 12th Aethyr”

In BABALON Ekklesia, we attract old souls with far-reaching vision.

These are people who in their daily lives bravely take on the role of holding and encouraging others...

… but who themselves seldom feel seen, heard, and stroked with exquisite attention in the way they really need to be in order to feel fully nourished and alive.

This kind of pain might be familiar to you:

- waking up in the morning with a heavy feeling of dread

- having to put on masks in order to be legible to the people around you

- experiencing repeating negative patterns that don’t seem to budge no matter how much “positive thinking” is thrown at them

- relationships that feel like a mix of dependence and sentimental obligation more than rich, fulfilling connection

- work that entails “going through the motions” more than expressing the essence of your creative power and purpose

The very good news is this:

You can come get immersed in a current of alchemical truth that will burn away the dross in your life and reveal the shining gold.

The Pain of Living Unseen

The voice continues: This is the Mystery of Babylon, the Mother of abominations, and this is the mystery of her adulteries, for she hath yielded up herself to everything that liveth, and hath become a partaker in its mystery. And because she hath made herself the servant of each, therefore is she become the mistress of all. Not as yet canst thou comprehend her glory.

- V.V.V.V.V. The Vision and the Voice, “Cry of the 12th Aethyr”

… In his final essays the great mystic Jung argued there was no way out of the modern Western crisis of meaning but through -

… through Christianity.

Christianity itself must be redeemed and resurrected into its truest form as a mytho-poesis of radical incarnational wholeness…

… rather than as a dogma of one-sided & fearful “goodness.”

So that’s part of what we’re up to here.

You might be wondering about Babalon Ekklesia:

Is this safe? No. Absolutely not.

Again, please understand: we are well-known grifters and reckless internet trash pandas.

Our grift is that we get people to give us money in exchange for priceless life-altering spiritual transmission and the providence of all their wildest dreams.

It’s really fucked up, we know, but the Holy Whore Mother tells us to keep standing out on the Meta street corner and hitching up our skirts, so here we are, turning on the Red Light for Mystery.

Collectively, the senior adepts of the Immortal College have:

- undergone multiple divorces
- earned advanced degrees in depth psychology & poetics
- been thrown in psych wards
- received celebration in high-brow art & literature circles
- gotten tossed in jail
- been handed teaching awards
- taken a fuck ton of ayahuasca in the Amazon
- experienced addiction to heroin and then 12-step recovery
- written best-selling books on Shadow Integration and creativity
- traveled extensively in Turkey, India, Europe, and South America
- mothered and fathered 14 genius little witch children
- gotten canceled by thousands for saying “Hi, I’m indigenous too”
-committed numerous thought crimes
- healed thousands of people from debilitating confusions

.Also, we're like, really, really hot bodhisattva folk saints that regularly appear in our students’ and clients’ dreams and grant wishes and transmit secret messages.

In short, we are not “respectable” people in any sense.

Rather, we are really, truly cool.

We don’t judge, and we know how to support others with love and exquisite attention through the process of alchemizing poison into medicine.

BABALON Ekklesia is an apocalyptic storefront Temple run by reformed Black Lodge members (we have given up our past-life habits of human sacrifice [YOU’RE WELCOME] in exchange for the blood of Christ mingled in the wine of Her Fornications).

BABALON Ekklesia is located in a mad, bad, dangerous to know astral neighborhood (the red frequency of the 93 current) where real, potent alchemical change happens.

BABALON Ekklesia not a “safe space,” and it is not a magical kindergarten where you pretend to be stupid so we can we rescue you.

You’re not stupid, you don’t need saving.

You’re already saved, infinitely innocent - the question is - are you enjoying your salvation?

We will graciously show you how to take precautions against the biggest magickal danger there is (ego inflation) …
.
… AND … if you actually study the materials and do the work (30 minutes to an hour a day) and show up to the coaching calls and rituals…
.
…. Who you think you are will die.

So, that’s pretty dangerous.

If you stick around BABALON Ekklesia for about a year, sooner or later life will flip upside down in a manner that’s utterly unpredictable.

This is a pre-cursor to your life re-arranging into jaw-dropping beauty and bounty.

When the upside down comes, it’s really mega fun if you let go into it, but if you’re a wimp who resists it or try to cling to the old ways, you will be BIG MAD at us.

So do us all a favor and if you’re a wet-blanket prissy little wimp who doesn’t know how to get fucked by life and come all over god’s sweet hermaphrodite pussy-cock (and / or isn’t willing to learn!! )

… then DO NOT JOIN US.

… In his final essays the great mystic Jung argued there was no way out of the modern Western crisis of meaning but through -

… through Christianity.

Christianity itself must be redeemed and resurrected into its truest form as a mytho-poesis of radical incarnational wholeness…

… rather than as a dogma of one-sided & fearful “goodness.”

So that’s part of what we’re up to here.

You might be wondering about Babalon Ekklesia:

Is this safe?

No. Absolutely not.

Again, please understand: we are well-known grifters and reckless internet trash pandas.

Our grift is that we get people to give us money in exchange for priceless life-altering spiritual transmission and the providence of all their wildest dreams.

It’s really fucked up, we know, but the Holy Whore Mother tells us to keep standing out on the Meta street corner and hitching up our skirts, so here we are, turning on the Red Light for Mystery.

Collectively, the senior adepts of the Immortal College have:

- undergone multiple divorces
- earned advanced degrees in depth psychology & poetics
- been thrown in psych wards
- received celebration in high-brow art & literature circles
- gotten tossed in jail
- been handed teaching awards
- taken a fuck ton of ayahuasca in the Amazon
- experienced addiction to heroin and then 12-step recovery
- written best-selling books on Shadow Integration and creativity
- traveled extensively in Turkey, India, Europe, and South America
- mothered and fathered 14 genius little witch children
- gotten canceled by thousands for saying “Hi, I’m indigenous too”
-committed numerous thought crimes
- healed thousands of people from debilitating confusions

.Also, we're like, really, really hot bodhisattva folk saints that regularly appear in our students’ and clients’ dreams and grant wishes and transmit secret messages.

In short, we are not “respectable” people in any sense.

Rather, we are really, truly cool.

We don’t judge, and we know how to support others with love and exquisite attention through the process of alchemizing poison into medicine.

BABALON Ekklesia is an apocalyptic storefront Temple run by reformed Black Lodge members (we have given up our past-life habits of human sacrifice [YOU’RE WELCOME] in exchange for the blood of Christ mingled in the wine of Her Fornications).

BABALON Ekklesia is located in a mad, bad, dangerous to know astral neighborhood (the red frequency of the 93 current) where real, potent alchemical change happens.

BABALON Ekklesia not a “safe space,” and it is not a magical kindergarten where you pretend to be stupid so we can we rescue you.

You’re not stupid, you don’t need saving.

You’re already saved, infinitely innocent - the question is - are you enjoying your salvation?

We will graciously show you how to take precautions against the biggest magickal danger there is (ego inflation) …
.
… AND … if you actually study the materials and do the work (30 minutes to an hour a day) and show up to the coaching calls and rituals…
.
…. Who you think you are will die.

So, that’s pretty dangerous.

If you stick around BABALON Ekklesia for about a year, sooner or later life will flip upside down in a manner that’s utterly unpredictable.

This is a pre-cursor to your life re-arranging into jaw-dropping beauty and bounty.

When the upside down comes, it’s really mega fun if you let go into it, but if you’re a wimp who resists it or try to cling to the old ways, you will be BIG MAD at us.

So do us all a favor and if you’re a wet-blanket prissy little wimp who doesn’t know how to get fucked by life and come all over god’s sweet hermaphrodite pussy-cock (and / or isn’t willing to learn!! )

… then DO NOT JOIN US.

No matter how fucked-up your relationships currently are.

No matter how empty, drained, or creatively low you currently feel.

No matter how much frenzied scarcity and tightness you’ve constricted into.

No matter how cut-off you have felt from divinity and wonder.

No matter…

… Your life can completely and utterly transform for the way-better through the BABALON current.

How do we know this to be true with such conviction?

Because we’ve seen it happen over and over again for dozens of our initiates in our decade of experience leading the Immortal College, the largest and most thriving magickal school in the Western Esoteric Tradition on Earth.

(See our testimonials section).

Join BABALON Ekklesia today so you can experience the transformative power of initiation that embraces your wholeness.

Beautiful art thou, O Babalon, and desirable, for Thou hast given Thyself to everything that liveth, and thy weakness hath subdued their strength. For in that union Thou didst understand. Therefore art Thou called Understanding, O Babalon, Lady of the Night! 

- V.V.V.V.V. The Vision and the Voice, “Cry of the 12th Aethyr”

You deserve a fuck ton more than some lukewarm meditation, some therapy or some coaching or “ABUNDANCE CODES.”

You deserve the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth.

You deserve the full healing and completion of Christianity, the myth of your most recent millennia of ancestors.

Here’s what you get in BABALON Ekklesia:

Ooey-gooey fairytale romance with off-the-charts hot sex.

Spurting fountains of money, meaning, synchronicity, and guidance.

A heart as light as a feather, free of resentment and dread.

Neither secular materialism nor conventional Christianity nor “manifesting” brought us this.

This is what we, the senior adepts of the Immortal College have gained from our years of invocation of, embodiment of, and communion with Babalon, the Holy Whore Mother of The Book of Revelation who is also the Queen of Heaven and the Bride of Christ.

Babalon is the part of us accessed by Existential Kink practice and by theurgy (“god-working”), she’s the part who Rides the Beast of this World in grieving, orgasming ecstasy…

… and who knows how to give a YES to all experience.

Babalon isn’t just “acceptance” - she’s not “oh yeah sure I guess that’s okay” - she’s the Anima Mundi, the Soul of Humanity and the Soul of this Earth (same-same), who is an insane slutty compassionate

FUCK YEAH THANK YOU PLEASE SIR MAY I HAVE SOME MORE?

to all of life and death.

JOIN BABALON NOW

In Other Words:

You deserve a fuck ton more than some lukewarm meditation, some therapy or some coaching or “ABUNDANCE CODES.”

You deserve the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth.

You deserve the full healing and completion of Christianity, the myth of your most recent millennia of ancestors.

Here’s what you get in BABALON Ekklesia:

Ooey-gooey fairytale romance with off-the-charts hot sex.

Spurting fountains of money, meaning, synchronicity, and guidance.

A heart as light as a feather, free of resentment and dread.

Neither secular materialism nor conventional Christianity nor “manifesting” brought us this.

This is what we, the senior adepts of the Immortal College have gained from our years of invocation of, embodiment of, and communion with Babalon, the Holy Whore Mother of The Book of Revelation who is also the Queen of Heaven and the Bride of Christ.

Babalon is the part of us accessed by Existential Kink practice and by theurgy (“god-working”), she’s the part who Rides the Beast of this World in grieving, orgasming ecstasy…

… and who knows how to give a YES to all experience.

Babalon isn’t just “acceptance” - she’s not “oh yeah sure I guess that’s okay” - she’s the Anima Mundi, the Soul of Humanity and the Soul of this Earth (same-same), who is an insane slutty compassionate

FUCK YEAH THANK YOU PLEASE SIR MAY I HAVE SOME MORE?

to all of life and death.

What our students have said about our programs:

"Before I took this course, I relied on passive methods of getting clients: mostly referrals and word-of-mouth. Because of the teachings here, I have successfully created marketing that's brought in many new subscribers and enticed many new clients to book. I feel confident now that I can attract new business whenever I need to!"

- RACHEL CAPURSO

“Carolyn’s teaching style is for those who commit and are all in. She doesn’t sugar coat shit; she gives it to you full on. And IT. FUCKING. WORKS.”

- BARA CERNA

“This gave me permission to be me, without apology. I have found a voice that is both authentic and compelling and feel so much more excited about sharing my material with the world. I’m inspired by what I can now create and I’m thrilled to hear that my audience is loving it too!”

- GEMILLE CRIBB

“By week 2 of doing this work I had doubled my bank account. I received an influx of job opportunities and received a raise in pay. I finally began to own that I am a creative freelancer and structure my financial situation to reflect that. I am on week 5 and am nearing having quadrupled my bank account.”

- ALANNA KALI

“Everyone I have met here is so genuine. You don’t go into this work half-hearted. You show up because you want change, and there is a very clear desire for everyone to experience that magic in their own lives."

- SHAHEEN MIRO

“If you are dedicated to shifting your career this WILL take you there.”

- FABRIENNE

“So much sharing, love and support exists in this group of beautiful souls. It’s pretty amazing to feel connected, and completely seen!”

- LUCY STUART

“Before I felt divided within myself – or unwhole. I could feel myself painfully outgrowing the operatics of my life… and I was at odds with myself and my lovely, queer inner demon. My life is now in a more constant flow state, I took a leap with starting my own business and started bringing in new contracts / clients, and there’s just a f*ck-ton more joy in my life.”

- KATHERINE GRASSO

“This has provided me with a safe community of incredibly open-minded, honest, sincere, and engaged people. I have felt so much love, compassion, and support, and enjoyed stimulating, fascinating conversations, and had the opportunity to witness and be witnessed by so many amazing people."

- MEGAN MARIE MACCULLEN

On the astral plane, an enclave of beauty now emerges illumined by MYSTERY: BABALON THE GREAT.

In this time of Apocalypse, a new magickal Christianity unfolds, tantric and integrative.

The enclave has adopted this tantric Christianity as its mainline religion, its coherent expression of truth.

The Immortal College, with its seven-pointed star …
… stands astride the portal to this enclave and holds it wide open.

We, the Immortal College, stand astride the portal between the seen and the unseen, the old dying world of fear and the emerging enclave of beauty, which will gradually envelop Earth.

We, the Immortal College, now open the doors to our church, named after Her, the Holy Whore Mother.

The Greek word for church in the New Testament is “Ekklesia” meaning: the ones called out.

We open the doors to BABALON, our Ekklesia and training ground for the astral enclave of those already called out by Her and those beginning to hear her call.

We invite in all of you in the fractal of our lineage of the Rose.

 We invite those of you with open hearts and lit-up sex…

… and we invite those of you longing to open and light up.

We offer the consolations of mass, of fellowship, and of spiritual formation on the path of individuation.  

We transmit an embodied, playful Existential Kink approach to life.

  Furthermore, we provide training in Telos Foundations, the most rapid and effective means of resolving unnecessary suffering that exists on planet Earth, a technology entrusted to us by our mentor, the late great Dr. Robert Dee McDonald.

In BABALON we provide transmutation of the poisons of guilt, shame, despair, alienation…

… into the wine of Her fornications, into the joy of union with the Beast of this World that brings the real birth of the Christ within.

We create the space for our members to dramatically transform their entire lives for the way-better.

How good will it feel to wake up each morning with a heart as light as a feather and as bright as the Sun and Moon and Stars?

The Queen of Heaven and the Dragon say Come.  

The Whore and the Great Beast say Come.  

The Bridegroom and the Bride say Come.   

Come.

When you join BABALON Ekklesia, you’ll gain access to…

🔥 feeling seen, held, and mutated by the most exquisite, penetrating attention available on Earth, delivered by our world-class coaches, teachers, and facilitators ($7000)

💋 The acclaimed, life-changing courses on manifestation & magick of the Immortal College ($3,300 value)

🧛‍♀️Opportunity to socialize at a deep level with the most powerful and brilliant New Aeon leaders currently breathing air ($2,500 value)

🐍 Live ritual transformations ($5,000 value)

⚡️ Invitations to exclusive, yearly in-person events where you can connect with your favorite magickal peers and teachers

…. So you can:

❤️‍🔥 Do the Great Work, i.e., make your previously unconscious limiting patterns, *conscious* and thereby liberate immense energy for miracles and manifestation

🤑 Experience a more fulfilling & opulent relationship with money & with the material world than ever before

😽 Receive the deepest romance and erotic connection of your life

👁️ Enjoy the gushing fountain of your own in-born genius

And the monthly cost for this?

Less than a DoorDash order for you and your friends, because we’re insane bodhisattva sluts.

(No commitments, cancel anytime)

When you give yourself the gift of experiencing membership in BABALON Ekklesia this month for $199, you’ll be infinitely grateful to yourself that you did.

JOIN BABALON NOW

The senior adepts of the Immortal College

Soror Promethea

Meet the author of the bestselling book, Existential Kink, Carolyn Lovewell.
Carolyn earned a Ph.D. in Critical and Cultural Studies from the University of Pittsburgh, teaching there for seven years and receiving accolades.
Since Carolyn left the university to teach independently online, more than 2,000 people have participated in her online courses on magick and have praised Carolyn’s teaching skill and talent for grounding far-out concepts in a solid and accessible context.

Soror Delecto

The highly-sought after coach, teacher, and magickian Laila Matthews has a wicked sparkle in her eye and a massive talent for helping people embrace the taboo dimensions of themselves so they can shed their fears and get everything they really desire.

You can listen to Laila Matthews and Carolyn Lovewell sharing their mutual joy and wisdom on the Sleep Over podcast, available on all podcast platforms.

Soror Aurelia

Lucy Baldwin is our team projector and guide in all things malkuthian. An intuitive and master at bringing thought into form, Lucy helps people create tangible realities while embracing the deeper currents of truth.

Lucy teaches a variety of online courses and is a life-long philosopher and creator with an obsession with the human mind and a degree in Cognitive Science.

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“I am now more confident in my magic and because of this confidence, I have been able to get exactly what I want. I am living in appreciation of everything that happens to me, even the ‘negative’ situations.”

- DORA PETERSON

“Due to my work here, I landed a job in my area of expertise that is paying me double what I have ever earned – ever! And perhaps even more importantly, it is a position with some authority and decision-making power that acknowledges the value of my experience.”

- MINDY SALLE

"I no longer have that feeling of dissatisfaction. I’ve been learning to hone in on the aspects of my job that I enjoy while delegating tasks I dislike. I’m also taking more breaks and days off, and I’m somehow completing the same job that once took 50+ hours a week in about 30 hours.”

- RENEE GREENE

“I had a strong suspicion that this work would pay for itself many times over, and it did. As I tangoed with my shadow and unraveled my own innermost mysteries, my power grew.
During this time I got my dream house, and my husband found a brand new iMac in a dumpster.
With this work, I found whatever I poured energy and thought into came alive; things were magnetized to me as my glowing, red-hot heart activated with persuasively electric power.”

- Jamie Lynn Hales

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Answers

What happens after I enroll?

You will be given immediate access to your membership portal where you can access the community and associated courses.

Will all of the calls be recorded?

The teaching calls and the Mass to Babalon will be recorded. The group coaching and community connection calls will not be recorded. (Unless there is overwhelming demand - but our experience is that these things are best received in the moment and the replays don't get much attendance. Plus, there will be many calls at a variety of times.)

When will the calls take place?

We will have calls at various times and days of the week so as to attend to all of the time zones. The calls are a very important part of this membership and we encourage live attendance, thus we will prioritize making it work for as many people as possible.

What if I want to cancel?

There is no commitment, you can cancel at any time by emailing our customer service at skydaddy@theimmortalcollege.com

How much does it cost (and do you have scholarships)?

BABALON is $199 per month and we don't offer any scholarships at this time.

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Existential Kink Communion

presented by the senior adepts of the Immortal College

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Existential Kink Community

presented by the senior adepts of the Immortal College

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The senior adepts of the Immortal College

Soror Promethea

Meet the author of the bestselling book, Existential Kink, Carolyn Lovewell.
Carolyn earned a Ph.D. in Critical and Cultural Studies from the University of Pittsburgh, teaching there for seven years and receiving accolades.
Since Carolyn left the university to teach independently online, more than 2,000 people have participated in her online courses on magick and have praised Carolyn’s teaching skill and talent for grounding far-out concepts in a solid and accessible context.

Soror Delecto

The highly-sought after coach, teacher, and magickian Laila Matthews has a wicked sparkle in her eye and a massive talent for helping people embrace the taboo dimensions of themselves so they can shed their fears and get everything they really desire.

You can listen to Laila Matthews and Carolyn Lovewell sharing their mutual joy and wisdom on the Sleep Over podcast, available on all podcast platforms.

Soror Aurelia

Lucy Baldwin is our team projector and guide in all things malkuthian. An intuitive and master at bringing thought into form, Lucy helps people create tangible realities while embracing the deeper currents of truth.

Lucy teaches a variety of online courses and is a life-long philosopher and creator with an obsession with the human mind and a degree in Cognitive Science.

What our students have said about our programs:

“I am now more confident in my magic and because of this confidence, I have been able to get exactly what I want. I am living in appreciation of everything that happens to me, even the ‘negative’ situations.”

- DORA PETERSON

"Before I took this course, I relied on passive methods of getting clients: mostly referrals and word-of-mouth. Because of the teachings here, I have successfully created marketing that's brought in many new subscribers and enticed many new clients to book. I feel confident now that I can attract new business whenever I need to!"

- RACHEL CAPURSO

“This gave me permission to be me, without apology. I have found a voice that is both authentic and compelling and feel so much more excited about sharing my material with the world. I’m inspired by what I can now create and I’m thrilled to hear that my audience is loving it too!”

- GEMILLE CRIBB

“Due to my work here, I landed a job in my area of expertise that is paying me double what I have ever earned – ever! And perhaps even more importantly, it is a position with some authority and decision-making power that acknowledges the value of my experience.”

- MINDY SALLE

“By week 2 of doing this work I had doubled my bank account. I received an influx of job opportunities and received a raise in pay. I finally began to own that I am a creative freelancer and structure my financial situation to reflect that. I am on week 5 and am nearing having quadrupled my bank account.”

- ALANNA KALI

“So much sharing, love and support exists in this group of beautiful souls. It’s pretty amazing to feel connected, and completely seen!”

- LUCY STUART

“Everyone I have met here is so genuine. You don’t go into this work half-hearted. You show up because you want change, and there is a very clear desire for everyone to experience that magic in their own lives."

- SHAHEEN MIRO

“If you are dedicated to shifting your career this WILL take you there.”

- FABRIENNE

“This has provided me with a safe community of incredibly open-minded, honest, sincere, and engaged people. I have felt so much love, compassion, and support, and enjoyed stimulating, fascinating conversations, and had the opportunity to witness and be witnessed by so many amazing people."

- MEGAN MARIE MACCULLEN

“Carolyn’s teaching style is for those who commit and are all in. She doesn’t sugar coat shit; she gives it to you full on. And IT. FUCKING. WORKS.”

- BARA CERNA

“Before I felt divided within myself – or unwhole. I could feel myself painfully outgrowing the operatics of my life… and I was at odds with myself and my lovely, queer inner demon. My life is now in a more constant flow state, I took a leap with starting my own business and started bringing in new contracts / clients, and there’s just a f*ck-ton more joy in my life.”

- KATHERINE GRASSO

"I no longer have that feeling of dissatisfaction. I’ve been learning to hone in on the aspects of my job that I enjoy while delegating tasks I dislike. I’m also taking more breaks and days off, and I’m somehow completing the same job that once took 50+ hours a week in about 30 hours.”

- RENEE GREENE

BABALON

Ekklesia

the mutation & miracle manifestation enclave   where old souls complete the Great Work
and get absolutely everything their heart desires

BABALON

Ekklesia

the mutation & miracle manifestation enclave   where old souls complete the Great Work

and get absolutely everything their heart desires

With the breath of her kisses hath she fermented it, and it hath become the wine of the  Sacrament, the wine of the Sabbath…   

This wine is such that its virtue radiateth through the cup, and I reel under the intoxication of it. And every thought is destroyed by it.   It abideth alone, and its name is Compassion. I understand by "Compassion," the sacrament of suffering, partaken by the true worshippers of the Highest.

And it is an ecstasy in which there is no trace of pain

- V.V.V.V.V. The Vision and the Voice, “Cry of the 12th Aethyr”

No Way Out But Through

So, here you are.

  You’re an old soul. You’ve been around the “spiritual” block but haven’t found anywhere that’s truly home.

Lately you’ve been going about your daily life, killing it, being epic, yet also - feeling a bit empty and bored, wondering:  

“But when are a bunch of slutty Midwest harlot moms and their sweet Daddy boyfriends…  … going to sweep me up into a 93 mutating current of manifestation miracles // online mega-church starring THE WHORE OF BABALON???!!!!”  

Well, friends, wonder no more.   The time has come.

  You want: " unimaginable joys on earth: certainty, not faith, while in life, upon death; peace unutterable, rest, ecstasy."

Plus: “stores of goods and stores of women and spices.”

Is that too much to ask?

No. In fact, those are the spiritual and material promises of BABALON speaking in her guise as Nuit in The Book of the Law, the text infamous old Aleister Crowley and his wife Rose channeled in Cairo in 1904.

We at the Immortal College have found these to be true and faithful promises.

No longer must you wander these mean internet streets alone, aching, sniffing for random hits of Meaning, turn-on, empathy, and purpose.  

Why?

  Because by the GRACE OF THE GREAT JIGGLY MOMMY GOD you’ve stumbled upon the FUCKING JACKPOT. 